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This

This

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gamefreaksnz:


“Santa Venn Diagram”
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God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out.

Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)

this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard

(via wickedwitchelphaba)

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Um sábado qualquer

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God Yahweh: Hello Moses, how will our planned?
Moses: Well…

M: Pharaoh refused to free his people.
G: What?

G: That bastard 

G: I know! I will create an infestation of frogs! I bet he will get disgusted and …

M: Lord, without wanting to interrupt. I know I am a lowly mortal but…

M: Can I make a suggestion?

M: Release my people!

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consult-detect-solve:

castayel:

chocoboco:

thehurminator:

I FOUND ITTHE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME
It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.
Just look at this shit.
If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”

Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

The horse is stoned as hell.

Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

Best painting ever.

THE FLYING BABY HEADS HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

wait where have I seen that Adam pose before…

oh

oh

Spit all over my screen

consult-detect-solve:

castayel:

chocoboco:

thehurminator:

I FOUND IT

THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME

It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.

Just look at this shit.

If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”

Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

The horse is stoned as hell.

Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

Best painting ever.

THE FLYING BABY HEADS HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

wait where have I seen that Adam pose before…

oh

oh

Spit all over my screen

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Porra, Notch

Notch vs God

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