I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'
Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.
and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left
and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off
and the cook is in the background, turned away from them as if they didm’t just save the world.
are you kidding me no this is not good in any way do you even understand how bodies work
thor would get her fucking sternum crushed why would you shape armor in the shape of her boobs that’s not safe in any way at all and also just like male thor she should have her legs covered in protective armor
there is absolutely no logical reason for captain america to have her stomach exposed do you even realise that that is a very important part of your body to protect
i do not understand the iron woman costume like the armor is way too small how would she even fit in that how tiny is she that armor is the normal size of a womans body the only way this would work is if all that metal was actually a skintight catsuit
who fucking designed these they’re an idiot these aren’t practical or safe at all
Ye that’s your opinion but. Did
did you ever think
they made this for fun and not your realism pleasures
Ok, so seriously, upon seeing these awesomely made gender bends, your first reaction is to call the one/s who worked their butts off “idiot/s” for not abiding to the laws of realism? It’s The Avengers,
- Thor doesn’t actually need leg protection, because yeah, Norse God of Thunder and all that
- Captain America has an impenetrable shield, inhuman strength and the most badass fighting skills, pretty sure that midriff exposure won’t kill her, if anything it makes it easier for her to turn around
- Who are you to decide “the normal size of a woman’s body”, maybe Iron Woman is skinny with very big breasts. And considering she’s a genius, I’m sure she made that metal suit to fit her like a glove. In case you didn’t notice, Iron Man’s suit is quite skin tight too, but he manages
Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
Remember she is a Russian