I am Lokitty, of Catgard, and I am burdened with glorious purrrpose.
This windowsill pleases me.
YOU GIVE UP THIS CATNIP DREAM! YOU COME HOME!
AND HE NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS ADOPTED?!
SCREAMS
I DO WHAT I WANT, THORGI!
Talking about our cats
Sister: ......I think Loki is gay..... and incest.....
Me: O RLY
Sister: Yeah. He keeps trying to jump on Thor and stalking him everywhere.
Me: YOU DON'T SAY
Sister: He's acting like a male cat trying court a lady cat for real.
Me: SUUURE
Sister: Help.
Me: HAHAHA TOLD YOU NOT TO NAME THEM THOSE
I’ve just made a new ship. It’s called Docthor. They’re on their honeymoon. Enjoy.
why is there a dead amy in the back of most of these
because some people are maniacs and you can’t change that
